Menu for April 1 includes salad bar, marinated chicken breast, pasta primavera, parmesan garlic potatoes, roasted vegetables, and assorted desserts.
ATTENDANCE
If you couldn't join us on March 24, you were missed! We had two guests, DDA Director Kristi Trevarrow and a potential new member, Christopher Pass.
INVOCATION
Christine Hage gave today’s invocation.
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This week’s greeter, Kay Ellen Wilkins, declared Roz Burns the lucky member to go fine-free!
WHO AM I?
I joined Rotary because I knew no one when I moved to Michigan and wanted to make friends and connections. My favorite memory is when we built the split rail fence for a scenic portion of the Clinton River Trail. Something you may not know about me is that I am a snowboarder.
I joined Rotary because I was invited by Vince Mattina, and when I came, I found my people. My favorite memory is of PELS (President Elect Learning Seminar). Something you may not know about me is that I was a gymnast.
ROTARIAN OF THE WEEK
Phil Lowman, after keeping the trophy for two weeks, considered passing it on to a variety of people, like father/son combos, people who approached him and offered a bribe to receive the honor. Is that "Fair to all concerned," Russ Shelton? He finally settled on Tom Townsend, who is an all-around great guy!
HAPPY BUCKS
Well, well, look who’s making the rounds at the Capitol—Tim Duncan up in Lansing, charming legislators like it’s his side hustle. And honestly… who’s going to be rude to a vet talking about puppies and kitties? That’s basically political immunity right there 🐶🐱
Tim Duncan was also absolutely glowing (like, borderline insufferable proud parent energy) because his kids crushed it at the State Solo & Ensemble Festival—both snagging top ratings. We love a high-achieving household.
Meanwhile, Jerry Carvey is out here collecting grandpa bragging rights. His grandson (along with a couple of friends) got featured by Michigan Technological University for creating a project to help college students land jobs with Fortune 500 companies in the U.S. and Europe. And just when you thought he couldn’t top that—boom, twin great-grandsons enter the chat 👶👶. Sir, save some milestones for the rest of us.
That little moment sent John Gabor down memory lane, proudly chiming in about his own new grandson. It’s officially a grandpa-off, and everyone’s winning.
Ernie Schaeffer, not to be outdone, was living his best life watching the Detroit Pistons take down the Los Angeles Lakers (113–110) at Little Caesars Arena—even without Cade Cunningham. And yes, that means a little side-eye toward LeBron James 😌
David Archbold is celebrating something truly rare and mystical—getting money back on his taxes 💸 (frame it, David, this may never happen again).
And finally, Joyce Joyce is riding that wave of financial optimism, hoping her tax accountant delivers similarly good news later this week. We’re all rooting for you, Joyce… but maybe keep expectations… flexible 😬
BIRTHDAYS
Joyce Joyce, Vito Pampalona, and Bree Clawson are celebrating birthdays this week.
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS
Who am I?
Snowboarder Peter Stuhlreyer is known for his steezy (effortless, stylish riding), stomp (to land a trick perfectly), and his ability to shred the slopes. Are you all impressed with the editor's knowledge of the snowboarding lingo?
Our gymnast is Tami Salibury, and the giveaway was that she attended PELS.
Jeff Duperon reminded us that there’s still time to join the fun at the Rochester Rotary Wine Tasting on April 22—now less than a month away. Ticket sales are going strong, with more than 130 already sold, and the silent auction is shaping up nicely. We are, however, still seeking event sponsors. You can purchase tickets and help make this event a success by signing up on the clubwebsite.
President-Elect Tami Salisbury recently attended Rotary District 6380’s Presidents-Elect Learning Seminar, where she connected with fellow Rotarians from across the Great Lakes, and came back seriously inspired ✨. She was especially impressed by the talent and energy throughout Rotary, and even had the chance to meet incoming Rotary International President Olayinka Hakeem Babalola, who spent the entire weekend engaging with attendees (no big deal, just casually meeting global leadership 😎). Tami returned full of ideas, excitement, and pride as she prepares to lead Rochester Rotary into the next chapter.
Meanwhile, as President Rachel Aviles has been calling members for the weekly “Who Am I?” quiz, she’s discovered a small hiccup—some phone numbers in ClubRunner are out of date. Oops. Take a quick minute to log in and make sure your contact info is current—because we’re a community, and we actually like being able to reach each other.
And finally, Ernie Schaefer announced a can’t-miss fundraiser for the Rotary International Foundation—a pig roast with Dueling Pianos 🐖🎹 (yes, it will be as fun as it sounds). Join us at the Community House on Friday, May 29, at 6 p.m. Go ahead and mark your calendars now. You know you don’t want to miss this one.
SONG LEADER
Jerry Carvey, ever the optimist, had us singing in Spring with When the Red, Red Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along andthe Tiny Tim classic Tiptoe Through the Tulips.
SHERIFF PETER STUHLREYER'S REPORT
First stop: “On this day in history…”, March 24, 1989. A disastrous driver in a leaky old rig made a mess of things. And no, before you start whispering, it was NOT Ron Lichtle 😂 It was the Exxon Valdez oil spill out in Prince William Sound, dumping 11 million gallons of oil and making history for all the wrong reasons. Histогically catastrophic and just… yikes 😬
Then Sheriff Peter locks eyes with Blake McLellan like a hawk spotting prey 🦅: “I’ve got one for the conspiracy crowd…” He brings up the Artemis II heading back to the moon on April 1st. APRIL FOOLS’ DAY. Coincidence?? Or is NASA just messing with you personally?? Either way, Blake, it’s $5. Don’t argue, just pay it 💸
Next up, a little throwback to 1958 when Elvis Presley joined the Army. Sheriff turns to Vito Pampalona: “Did you two get along?” Without missing a beat, Vito responded: “We were roommates!” 💀 Someone check Vito’s birth certificate immediately.
Spring is in the air 🌸, which means Vince Mattina has unleashed the 8-inch inseam pastel shorts and tank tops. Eyes have been offended. HR has been notified. It’s happening whether we’re ready or not.
Then comes Grandpa flex time, congrats to John Gaber 👶, but don’t get comfortable, because Sheriff’s got a trap ready. “Prove this club is cutting edge!” What do DTF, One Piece, and Night Agenthave in common?. Cue blank stares 😶 Only President Rachel Aviles knew they’re all top streaming shows right now. The rest of you? Embarrassing.
Looking directly at Tim Duncan and Jeff Duperon: maybe take a break from The Golden Girls reruns, yeah? And David Archbold—wipe that smile. We ALL know you’re still watching Murder, She Wrote on YouTube like it’s breaking news 📺
Oh, and happy National Cocktail Day 🍸 Everyone’s clearly been very committed to celebrating, so that’s $1 across the board. But David Walker? You’re paying $10 for being suspiciously close to Johnnie Walker. Guilt by association, sorry 🤷♂️
Then we spiral into March Madness thoughts 🏀Buckeyes, Spartans, Wolverines… and suddenly the Sheriff is questioning all of it. A Buckeye? Poison nut 🌰. A Spartan? Eats boiled pig leg stew 😬. A Wolverine? Basically a smelly weasel. And we’re just… cheering for this?? What happened to respectable names like the Duke Blue Devils or the Purdue Boilermakers? (And no, John Gaber, it’s not a drink. Sit down.)
Finally, Sheriff Peter shares his morning treadmill entertainment—because apparently that’s where things get weird. Watching CNN, he hears about a quadruple amputee accused of murder 😳 And somehow… SOMEHOW… that leads to the conclusion that all of you are perfectly capable of digging deep and coughing up an extra $5.
Inspirational? Questionable. Effective? Absolutely! Sheriff Stuhlreyer raked in $187 for our scholarship and philanthropic work. 💵
SPEAKER
Initially hired as the City of Rochester's Economic and Community Development Director, Nic Banda is now the Rochester City Manager. Mr. Banda came to Rochester from the City of Southfield, where he was the Director of Planning with 28 years of experience in planning and economic development. He holds a Master's Degree in Urban Planning from Wayne State University.
The City Manager's Office is responsible for supporting and ensuring the efficient delivery of all municipal services. In addition to providing professional general management, supervision of all departments and operations, development and implementation of city-wide objectives and policies. He resides in the City of Rochester.
The presentation opened with a bit of humor and a clear sense of partnership, as the speaker introduced Kristi as the “real force” behind many of Rochester’s positive developments—someone responsible for bringing energy, projects, and people into the community.
With that, Kristi was invited to begin, offering an update on one of the city’s most anticipated projects. Kristi explained that The Graham is a new, elevated Farmers' Market experience and community gathering place. The re-imagined space will include a performance stage, expanded indoor/outdoor market spaces, ADA accessibility, restrooms, seating, and landscaping. Progress has not been easy. Significant soil challenges—specifically unstable ground that would not properly compact—led to multiple redesigns and costly engineering solutions. After more than many redesigns and extensive foundation planning, including the use of helical piers, the project is finally moving forward. With a $1 million county grant set to expire in September, construction is now underway. While the site may appear as little more than dirt through May, visible progress on the building is expected soon after. The vision is to begin with farmers' market use and gradually expand based on community input, allowing the space to evolve organically. After years of delays, the project is finally becoming a reality.
City Manager Banda then gave a broader city update, highlighting Rochester’s strong commitment to infrastructure and responsible financial management. Through a combination of local funding and aggressive pursuit of grants, the city has been able to move forward on several major initiatives without placing undue burden on taxpayers. For example,
A long-discussed renovation of the current Community House space is now back on track after years of design challenges, cost increases, and even the temporary loss—and subsequent restoration—of a $2 million state grant. The project, now estimated at approximately $3.7 million, is expected to begin construction next year.
Other major improvements are already in progress. A new skate park is underway near the Department of Public Works, driven by community input.
Critical trail infrastructure has also been addressed, including the replacement of a problematic bridge along the Paint Creek and Clinton River trail system.
Additionally, a major washout along the Clinton River Trail—caused by severe storms—required a $4 million repair effort. Through partnerships with organizations such as the Community Foundation for Southeast Michigan and the Ralph C. Wilson Foundation, the city secured the necessary funding.
Creative problem-solving, including repurposing excavated clay from a nearby sewer project, helped reduce costs significantly.
Road improvements are another key focus. Much of the downtown west of Main Street has already been resurfaced, and the city is preparing for major state-led reconstruction of Main Street in the coming years. This will bring temporary disruption but ultimately result in safer, improved roadways. At the neighborhood level, ongoing “mill and fill” projects continue to upgrade residential streets, while a 100-year-old water main replacement is planned to ensure long-term reliability.
Parks and recreation areas have also seen major investment. New playgrounds—many funded largely through grants—are being installed throughout the city, including an all-abilities play area designed to be accessible to all children. By the end of the summer, nearly all park play structures will be updated.
On the development side, the city is beginning to see long-awaited private projects move forward after years of delays due to market conditions and rising costs. New residential developments, including apartments, townhomes, and condominiums, are designed to promote walkability and support local businesses. While many of these projects trend toward higher price points, they reflect strong demand for living in a vibrant, safe, and amenity-rich community.
The topic of housing affordability was also addressed candidly. City leadership acknowledged the challenge but emphasized that without significant financial incentives or subsidies, it is difficult to deliver lower-cost housing in a high-demand market. Rochester continues to focus on “attainable housing” options where possible, while recognizing the broader economic realities that shape development.
Overall, the update painted a picture of a city actively investing in its future—balancing growth, infrastructure, and community character while navigating the complex challenges that come with success.
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