- Sheriff David Blair kicked things off by raising $213. Dr. Rodney Hulbert joined in with a $2 fine for having his twin daughters in tow. The Poinsettia Committee earned praise for their enthusiasm and costumes—Boo!
- Steve Cooper was fined for showing off his fancy vest with a theatrical twirl.
- Sheriff David complimented Vice-President Rachael on her dramatic spider web makeup but then fined anyone else wearing makeup!
- Linda Eastman, recognized for her work with Casa Colibrí, was fined in Guatemala's quetzal currency.
- Sheriff David claimed he saw books shredded at Monday’s “Shed It” event: Tim Duncan supposedly tossed in Bowl with Soul, featuring recipes for turning dog food into people's food. Vince Mattina, recently retired, shredded a sign made by Rotarian Mo Sayed, reading “MKG: Under New Management.” Dr. Rodney got a fine for shredding Spooky Skeletons, and Ron Lichtle added his book, Mulch To Do About Nothing.
- Our guest speaker was not expected to pay and was fined for promoting Historic Potholes in Rochester Hills.
- Ernie Schaefer was fined for scanning documents before shredding them and then allegedly holding onto them for “blackmail purposes.”
- Finally, anyone with Halloween lights up was fined since the Sheriff figured they were just trying to jumpstart Christmas decorations.

If you couldn't join us on October 29th, you were missed! Forty-five of us gathered for lunch and enjoyed an excellent talk by Pat McKay. In addition to Natalia Peteraszczu, we had two special little guests: Rodney Hulbert brought along his 5-month-old identical twin daughters, Blake and Collins. Though they were counted in attendance, they neither ate nor paid much attention to the meeting!
Tom Neveau was eager to pass on the coveted Rotarian of the Week trophy to Juliane Morian in recognition of her many contributions to Rotary. In addition to her role as Library Director at the Rochester Hills Public Library, Juliane serves on the Poinsettia and Greeter Committees and is also our Webmaster. She is one of the outstanding Rotarians who truly embodies Service Above Self.
President-Elect Rachel Aviles started the poinsettia season while introducing this year's committee.