- Sheriff David Blair kicked things off by raising $213. Dr. Rodney Hulbert joined in with a $2 fine for having his twin daughters in tow. The Poinsettia Committee earned praise for their enthusiasm and costumes—Boo!
- Steve Cooper was fined for showing off his fancy vest with a theatrical twirl.
- Sheriff David complimented Vice-President Rachael on her dramatic spider web makeup but then fined anyone else wearing makeup!
- Linda Eastman, recognized for her work with Casa Colibrí, was fined in Guatemala's quetzal currency.
- Sheriff David claimed he saw books shredded at Monday’s “Shed It” event: Tim Duncan supposedly tossed in Bowl with Soul, featuring recipes for turning dog food into people's food. Vince Mattina, recently retired, shredded a sign made by Rotarian Mo Sayed, reading “MKG: Under New Management.” Dr. Rodney got a fine for shredding Spooky Skeletons, and Ron Lichtle added his book, Mulch To Do About Nothing.
- Our guest speaker was not expected to pay and was fined for promoting Historic Potholes in Rochester Hills.
- Ernie Schaefer was fined for scanning documents before shredding them and then allegedly holding onto them for “blackmail purposes.”
- Finally, anyone with Halloween lights up was fined since the Sheriff figured they were just trying to jumpstart Christmas decorations.