January 6, 2026 (Jan. 06, 2026)

SONGLEADER

It was a gloomy day today, but songleader Jerry Carvey perked up our spirits by leading us in singing You Are My Sunshine and On the Sunny Side of the Street.

SHERIFF'S REPORT

Sheriff Peter Stuhlreyer strutted into his first meeting of the year, badge gleaming, and laid down the law by reviewing the New Year’s resolutions. Spoiler alert: the fines were flying.

First up, fines for anyone who pledged to eat healthier… but was immediately busted elbow-deep in today’s buffet. We saw you 🍰👀

Brent Blankenship bravely resolved to save more money this year—just as soon as he throws $5 on the table. Baby steps, Brent. Costly baby steps 💸

Roger Roller resolved to improve his mental health and that of others. Unfortunately, every time Sheriff Peter eats with Roger, he reports that his IQ drops. That’ll cost you, Roger.

John Gaber, aka Smartest Guy in the Room, resolved to start the year off right by actually attending Rotary. Gold star, John!

Vito Pampaloma is committed to completing at least one project this year on time and under budget. We admire the optimism. Truly. Deeply. Good luck, Vito 🤞

Juliane Morian has resolved to host heavy metal karaoke nights at the library. Earplugs may soon qualify as library materials 🎤🤘

Jerry Carvey committed to selecting songs with fewer than five verses—and miraculously pulled it off today. A Rotary miracle 🙌

Thanks to Sheriff Stuhlreyer’s highly creative (and mildly terrifying) enforcement style, we raised $217 for our scholarship program. Not bad for a little public shaming and laughter.

Remember, these “fines” are all in good fun and serve a great purpose: building camaraderie and raising funds for our charitable efforts—especially scholarships. Let’s keep living the Rotary motto, “Service Above Self,” with enthusiasm, punctuality, and a healthy dose of Rochester pride and sass.

SPEAKER

President Rachel Aviles presented her mid-year report, grounding it in why we gather each week: to create lasting change—locally and globally—through service, fellowship, and leadership. At our best, we share our highs and lows, laugh together, learn something new, and raise the funds that help make our community (and world) better for all, in the spirit of Rotary International.

These efforts translate directly into impact: a beautiful community park; educational support for children; assistance for families battling cancer; food and housing assistance that promotes self-sufficiency; occupational and physical therapies for children with special needs; and support for our sheriff’s association during emergencies.

Fundraising highlights were strong: the Golf Outing raised over $15,000; poinsettia sales nearly $17,000 (up $4,000 from last year); the PolioPlus dinner at Buddy’s Pizza generated more than $31,000 with the Gates Foundation match; and bell ringing brought in over $2,500 for the Salvation Army.

So far this year, the Club has completed three service projects, celebrated together at the Christmas party, run four fundraisers, and awarded five grants. We’ve been hands-on, preparing school supplies, providing bikes, and keeping our park beautiful, and wrapped up the year with a joyful, family-filled holiday celebration.

That impact doesn’t happen by accident. It’s powered by members who step up to lead and sustain our legacy. Directors David Archbold, Paul Haig, Stuart Siegner, and Carol Franciosi bring expertise, fresh ideas, and thoughtful dialogue to the board. Past President Christine Hage has worked diligently to build a strong 2026–2027 Board to ensure continuity and long-term success. Treasurer Tom Neveau, along with Vince Mattina, our “silent” treasurer, keeps our finances steady and compliant, managing dues, meals, conferences, fines, fundraisers, donations, and grant disbursements. Secretary Juliane Morian keeps us organized and informed, while welcoming guests and preserving a roadmap for future boards. President-Nominee Blake McLellan secures engaging weekly speakers. President-Elect Tami Salisbury builds camaraderie through social events and prepares for her year ahead. President Rachel's role is to keep meetings running smoothly, serve as liaison to visitors and Rotarians worldwide, lead board meetings, ensure compliance, and ensure every voice is heard.

Charities President Tim Duncan asked Rachel to share the financial snapshot for the first half of the Rotary year. Total potential spend for the year is $45,000, based on prior fundraising. Commitments include $15,000 for student scholarships, $5,000 to Neighborhood House, and $5,000 to Casa Colibri—leaving $20,000 available. Approved grants to date total $10,000, supporting the Literature Circle Society, Kids on the Go, New Day Foundation for Families, Family Benevolent Fund, and Cass Community Social Services. With half the year complete, exactly half of the grant funds have been disbursed responsibly. Tim also recognized the Charities Board for its energy and readiness to serve.

A heartfelt thank-you to the entire Rochester Rotary Club for another outstanding year of fundraising and service. And please save the date for our largest fundraiser of the year, the Beer & Wine Tasting, on Wednesday, April 22, 2026.