Rochester Rotary Club RotoScoop
Report on the October 13, 2026, Meeting
Christine Hage, Editor
ATTENDANCE
If you couldn't join us on October 13, we missed you. We had 41 attendees, including Lily Margiljaj, our new social media intern.  Lily is a student at Rochester Christian University and will be with us at least through this school year. Tom Townsend brought a guest, Bryan Hajciar, the Location Manager of Pixley's.  Ernie Schaefer also brought Jan Riggs, the widow of former Rotarian Cary Riggs.  Both Bryan and Jan are considering membership.
 
FIFTEENTH HANDSHAKE
This week’s greeter, Linda Eastman, declared Tom Townsend the lucky member to go fine-free!
 
HAPPY BUCKS

Karen Joyce was happy to be home after a fabulous trip visiting a former exchange student and his family. Unfortunately, she fell in Geneva on the way home and broke a couple of ribs. She’s recovering and happy to be back at Rotary!

Brad Upton had two big reasons to celebrate: he retired two weeks ago, and he and Sue are thrilled to welcome their first grandson!

Jay Eastman enjoyed speaking about the Rotary Foundation at the Clarkston Rotary Club’s most recent meeting. Jay is passionate about the Foundation—well, passionate about Rotary in general, but the Foundation gets plenty of his attention!

Bill Ebinger turned the spotlight on Shirley Gofrank, recognizing her longtime generosity and support for Rotary Park. As a special thank-you, Bill, an avid woodcarver, presented Shirley with a handcrafted comfort bird carved from South American zebrawood. Bill explained that comfort birds typically have no eyes, but as he carves, he keeps looking at the bird until he finally adds eyes—and suddenly, the little creation seems lifelike, almost as if it’s looking back at him. The thoughtful gift was accompanied by an even bigger gesture: Bill donated $1,000 to the Rochester Rotary Endowment Fund in Shirley’s honor.

One more reason to celebrate: Jay Eastman announced that Brad Upton received his fourth Paul Harris recognition, earned through his generous support of the Rotary Foundation. Congratulations, Brad!

BIRTHDAYS  & ANNIVERSARIES
This week we celebrate the birthdays of  Brent Blankenship, Karen Joyce, and Tom Townsend. Russ Shelton, Steve Cooper, and Frank Rewold are celebrating their 33rd, 51st,  and 35th year in Rotary! Way to go, guys!
 
CLUB ANNOUNCEMENTS 
  • Fall is here, and it's time for our annual park clean-up! We need volunteers to help clean up Rotary Gateway Park on Saturday, October 24 at 9:00 AM. Our main tasks will be raking leaves and clearing other debris to keep the park looking great for the community. Please bring a rake and work gloves. Many hands make light work, and this is a great opportunity to serve our community while spending time with fellow Rotarians. 
  • In 1979, Rotary launched a project to immunize about 6 million children in the Philippines. The success of that effort convinced Rotary that it could play a much larger role in the fight against polio worldwide. In 1985, Rotary created PolioPlus and began a worldwide campaign to eliminate polio through vaccination. The effort gained tremendous momentum when the World Health Organization, UNICEF, the CDC, and later the Gates Foundation joined Rotary as partners. The Americas were certified polio-free in 1994, and wild poliovirus types 2 and 3 were subsequently declared eradicated. Since the global campaign began in 1988, the number of wild polio cases has been reduced by more than 99%. Today, Afghanistan and Pakistan remain the only countries where wild poliovirus is still endemic. Rotary reports that its members and partners have helped provide oral polio vaccine to more than 2.5 billion children over the decades. Rotary continues to raise funds, advocate for eradication, and provide volunteers who support vaccination campaigns, disease surveillance, and community outreach. October is especially important in the Rotary world because we focus on our End Polio Now campaign in honor of October 24th's World Polio Day. Our district asks us all to raise funds and donate personally to the Polio Fund this month. Rochester Rotary will do this through our Family Trivia Night to End Polio, which is coming up on Friday, October 23, from 7 - 9 PM. The event will be held at Rewold & Sons (303 E. Third Street, Suite 300 in downtown Rochester). Bring the whole family for a fun evening to help build a brighter future for a polio-free world.  Ernie Schaefer reminded everyone that Rotary’s fight to eradicate polio is legendary—and that supporting the upcoming event is an opportunity to become part of that legacy. Sponsorships are available for $100 or $200, and every dollar donated through the Foundation in a sponsor’s name counts toward their next Paul Harris recognition. Interested members can contact Ernie to sign up.
  • We passed around a get-well card for Phil Lowman, who took a tumble while doing yardwork and broke his pelvis.  He will be laid up at home for a while and would welcome cards or a call. Another card was for Nino Tocco, who is under the weather.
  • Floating name tags? We are rearranging the name tags, so look at the sheet on the lid of the box to locate your correct slot.  Ignore the numbers on the back of the name tags and find your name tag in alphabetical order. 
  • Volunteers Needed! Rochester Christmas Parade: President Tami Salisbury thanked Tom Neveau for coordinating our Rotary float for many years. The Club needs a volunteer to take over this tradition. We need to make a decision about participating in this year’s parade within the next week or so, so please contact Tami if you can help! Oakland University Rotaract Club: We’re also looking for a volunteer to help reactivate our Rotaract Club at Oakland University. Interested in either opportunity? Contact President Tami Salisbury. Your help will make a difference!
SONG LEADER
Songbird Bob Lytle led us in singing Roll Out the Barrels and Shine on Harvest Moon. Evidently, everyone was in the mood to sing, so folks might have heard us as they walked down Main Street.
 

🚨 THE SHERIFF’S REPORT: Fall Fines, Football  Felonies & Halloween Hooligans!

Sheriff David Blair is back, and nobody is safe! As autumn settles over Rochester, the Sheriff has sharpened his pencil, emptied his wallet, and prepared to separate Rotarians from their hard-earned cash. Remember, folks, ignorance is no defense, plaid is suspicious, and Halloween generosity can be downright criminal. Let’s review this week’s offenses!

🍂 Fall Follies

First up: Michigan’s favorite weather game. If you’ve been switching from AC to heat, back to AC, and then back to heat as temperatures bounce between summer and winter, that’s a $5 fine for wasting resources!

Had anything pumpkin spice? Pay up!

Halloween decorations more elaborate than your Christmas decorations? Pay up!

Think Funeral Director John Modetz’s skeleton decorations look a little too realistic? PAY UP! Around John’s house, the only thing scarier than the decorations might be the property values.

And if you’ve pulled out your flannel, that’s another $5. Marty McClure insists his plaid shirt today is NOT flannel. Sure, Marty. The Sheriff has heard that excuse before. That’ll be $5 for suspicious plaid!

🏈 Honolulu Blue/Silver & Green Bay Traitors

The Sheriff was delighted to see the Detroit Lions back in the win column. Naturally, anyone sporting Honolulu blue or silver should be prepared to open their wallets in celebration.

But beware! The Lions have a bye week before facing Green Bay on October 25. Anyone wearing green and yellow is subject to a $5 fine for aiding and abetting the enemy. We can’t be too careful. Let’s keep those Lions rolling!

🧠 Trivia Night: Think Before You Print!

The Sheriff praised Ernie Schaefer for supporting our upcoming Trivia Night. However, there was one small oversight on a promotional flyer: THE DATE WAS MISSING! Ernie, that’s a $5 graphic-design fine. Even the best trivia team can’t show up if nobody knows when the contest is!

To build excitement, the Sheriff put a few members’ brains to the test.

Annette Werner was asked which branch of the U.S. military was celebrating its 251st anniversary. With the helpful hint “Row, row, row your boat,” she eventually landed on the Navy. No fine for Annette! But Linda Eastman, who helped her, wasn’t so lucky. Apparently, assisting a struggling contestant is a punishable offense in the Sheriff’s courtroom.

Next came the question about the 33 miners trapped 2,300 feet underground in 2010. After some creative acting by the Sheriff, the room finally identified Chile as the accident location. And if you’ve ever “served” a minor, you’re looking at a $5 fine. Yes, the Sheriff went there!

🎃 Trick-or-Treat Trouble

Every year, the Sheriff investigates what Rochester Rotarians are handing out to trick-or-treaters. Apparently, some of our members need adult supervision when it comes to Halloween treats.

  • Bill Ebinger: Hand-carved comfort birds. Beautiful, thoughtful, and a whole lot of work for a five-year-old who just wanted candy. $5!

  • Dave Archibald: Tootsie Rolls. The poor man’s chocolate? Dave, these kids have standards. $5!

  • Paul Haig: Ring Pops. Clever! But the Sheriff wants to know whether one lucky child might find a REAL diamond inside. Now THAT would be a treat! $5 for raising expectations.

  • Juliane Morian: Books for the kids. Admirable, Librarian Juliane, but please leave the encyclopedias at home. Those things are heavier than the candy haul. $5!

  • Vince Mattina: Paper clips. Vince, are you running a Halloween supply closet? $5!

  • Brad Upton: Deck screws. Perfect for the do-it-yourself crowd, but Mom might have questions about that trick-or-treat bag. $5!

  • The Deels: Hershey bars. Finally, someone understands the assignment! Unfortunately, the Sheriff doesn’t believe in letting anyone off that easily. $5!

  • Ron Lichtle: Cracker Jacks. A classic! Just make sure the prize inside isn’t a homeowner’s insurance claim. $5!

  • Linda Eastman: Guatemalan coffee for every child who comes to the door. Linda, caffeine for kindergarteners? That’s not trick-or-treating; that’s a neighborhood espresso crisis. $5!

  • Russ Shelton: Spark plugs. Clever, Russ, but are you trying to keep the family minivan running or send the kids home with automotive parts? $5!

  • Christine Hage:  Triple-chocolate mousse tortes with salted caramel. Well, excuse us, Martha Stewart! The rest of us are handing out candy, and Christine is catering a five-star dessert experience. $5 for showing off!

💵 The Verdict

The Sheriff has spoken. Pockets are lighter, reputations are questionable, and Halloween may never be the same.

So reach into those pockets, put your $5 on the table, and remember: you can question the fine, but you can’t question the Sheriff’s sense of humor... and he raised $234 for Rochester Rotary Charities. God bless Rochester Rotary!

 
SPEAKER 
Detroit Zoo: Making a Difference for Animals and People

The Detroit Zoological Society does far more than provide a place to see animals. Dr. De'Andrea Matthews, Vice President of Access and Community Engagement, shared an update on the Zoo’s growing impact on education, conservation, accessibility, and the community.

The Zoo is projecting 1.3 million guests in 2026, representing more than 46,000 member households. Visitors come from every county in Michigan and every state in the country. Beyond providing an outstanding visitor experience, the Zoo generates more than $190 million in economic impact.

The numbers tell an impressive story. The Zoo welcomed more than 105,000 visitors. Over 29,000 people participated in the Zoo's programs and special events. Nature Tots introduced more than 7,000 toddlers and their caregivers to nature and wildlife. More than 90 community partnerships help extend the Zoo’s reach throughout the region.

Education is a major part of the mission. The Detroit Zoological Society recorded more than 166,000 educational interactions with children, adults, and seniors. District partnerships bring opportunities to students, including sixth graders in Rochester, while teen programs such as Conservation Science Interns help young people explore conservation science and environmental stewardship.

The Zoo also creates meaningful experiences for people who might otherwise face barriers to visiting. Dream Night offers children with chronic or terminal illnesses and their families a memorable evening together. Nocturnal Adventures provides a night of respite for families and staff from transitional shelters. Senior Days welcomed more than 7,000 tri-county seniors for free visits this year.

Accessibility initiatives make the Zoo more welcoming to everyone. Sensory-friendly hours provide a quieter environment, while ReBokeh offers customized visual experiences. Through KultureCity, the Zoo provides sensory-inclusive training and products. Its Sunflower Hidden Disabilities Program promotes awareness and discreet support for guests with nonvisible disabilities.

Of course, the animals remain a major attraction. The Zoo celebrated numerous births, including three lion cubs, a female chimpanzee, three river otter pups and three penguin chicks. Seventy-six granulated glass frogs also hatched. New arrivals included Boba and Crumb, two joeys, as well as Nguvu, an adult male giraffe, and Darya, a two-year-old Amur tiger. Other additions included a male Chinese alligator and two spur-winged lapwings.

One of the major developments of 2026 was the opening of Erb Discovery Trails in late May. Featuring ten animal species, the new experience includes a stingray touch encounter and a reimagined farmyard where visitors can brush goats. More than 40,000 people visited during opening weekend!

Dr. Matthew’s presentation demonstrated how the Detroit Zoological Society connects wildlife, education, and community service. For Rochester Rotarians, it was a reminder that a beloved regional attraction can also be a powerful educational resource and community partner.

Rotarians interested in supporting the Zoo’s renewal campaign can direct friends and guests to its fact sheet to learn about additional opportunities to help.

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