Phil Lowman spent today circling the room like a judge on a reality show, pausing at various Rotarians to explain—out loud—why they were almost worthy… and then why they absolutely were not.
The Schaefers were dismissed as a pair because choosing one might upset the other. Entire tables were rejected for lacking members of the opposite sex. Other tables didn’t make the cut because—according to Phil—they were older and might not survive until the next meeting. He should talk! Brutal. Efficient. On brand.
After much hand-wringing and dramatic consideration, Phil finally selected our fabulous pianist, Paula D’Ambrosio. And just to prove this wasn’t all talk, he emptied the trophy and pulled out $150 for the Charities account. He was impressed. The real question is… are you? 👀
HAPPY BUCKS
Tim Crawford returned from Florida deeply tanned after golfing 16—or possibly 17—times. He narrowly missed their record-low temperatures but made it back just in time to enjoy Michigan’s signature charm. Don’t worry, though, he’s already planning his next escape south for more golf.
Tami Salisbury proudly shared that her son was cast as Reverend Shawin in the upcoming Stoney Creek High School production of Footloose the Musical. Show dates are April 23 - 26; start practicing your clapping.
Kim Staudacher was spotted promoting the Driving Fore Dutton Golf Outing on June 9 at Wyndgate Country Club. See Kim for details. Also, Kim… that’ll be a $10 advertising fee. Pay the cashier.
Tom Neveau announced that RYLA (Rotary Youth Leadership Awards) will take place May 15 - 17 at Camp Copneconic in Fenton. Leadership, growth, inspiration—and probably very little sleep.
BIRTHDAYS & ANNIVERSARIES 🎉
Birthday candles will be lit for Ryan Deel, Russ Shelton, and Cyndie Andrews this coming week. Meanwhile, Vern Pixley, Ryan Deel, and Juliane Morian are celebrating their Rotary anniversaries—still standing, still showing up, still fabulous.

If you couldn't join us on February 3rd, you were missed! We had 38 attendees, including Lea Brady, Diane Paris, and Nevine Rizk. Renee Roberts from the West Bloomfield Rotary Club, who will become District 6380 Governor during the 2027-2028 Rotary Year, is pictured to the right and was also in attendance.
This week’s greeter, Linda Eastman, declared Tim Duncan the lucky member to go fine-free! This wiskered guy has a few weeks before his beard is this full, but here is a preview!